i’m hoping this is fake, but: (caution language editted out, but not if you hit the links)
Oops!: Girl Loses Virginity, Texts Her Dad
Elizabeth Frisinger, 18, lost her virginity on the beach during a senior class trip. Then she accidentally texted her dad, telling him about it. Woops! Gotta be careful with the iPhone texting app, Lizzy, it’s easy to text the wrong person. Seriously though, sweetheart, this could have been much worse. Just kidding — you’re totally f****d! It could have only been worse if, instead of texting your dad, he was there. HIYO!
Meet Elizabeth Frisinger: She lost her virginity and accidentally texted her dad
as a father of a daughter, i’d be headed out ready to impail both the boy and the teacher that let this happen. and then hang my head in shame that my daughter wasn’t tech savvy enough to NOT text her dad such things.
all i can say is that i am not ready to have to deal with this part of fatherhood. thankfully, my girl’s only 1.5 years old and will always think boys are icky, but not in that lesbian way.
and bwaahaaahaaahaaa – what an idiot!
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